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一位自杀者在它的遗书里讲述了他自杀的原因,听起来实在让人头痛。遗书这样写道:

我和一个寡妇结了婚,她有一个已经成年的女儿,我父亲跟我妻子带过来的女儿结了
婚。所以我父亲就成了我的女婿,女儿就成了我的后母,我管父亲叫爸爸,而我父亲也管
我叫爸爸;我女儿管我叫爸爸,而我却管她叫妈妈;我还得管我妻子叫姥姥,因为她是我
后母的母亲。不久我女儿,也就是我后母生了一个儿子,他是我同父异母的弟弟,他也得
管我叫姥爷,因为他也是我的外孙。
后来我妻子,也就是我姥姥生了一个儿子。他是我后母的弟弟,我是他的外甥,所以
儿子管我叫爸爸,我管儿子叫舅舅。
另外我是我妻子也就是我姥姥的丈夫,所以我也是我的外祖父。又因为我妻子是我的
外祖母,我的儿子,也就是我的舅舅是我的弟弟和我女儿的弟弟,所以我……我的天啦,
这么复杂的关系实在让我伤透了脑筋,我只有一死才能得以解脱。

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